The Planet Swans Christmas Story

[sainthelens]

Pembroke Alan muttering

 

[Itchysphincter]

And wiping his lips

 

[MrSwerve]

after receiving onto his face a large dollop of

 

[PSumbler]

Clarks Pie.

 

[dickythorpe]

Derek the weatherman was frantically waving his

 

[CygnusX1]

lightening rod, to summon

 

[Muteswan]

Gandalf the White

 

[CygnusX1]

who was head of the local white supremacist movement.

 

[Itchysphincter]

“Symmonds Yat is nice this time of year”, said

 

[WalterBoyd]

Mrs Christmas to her 2 favourite elves named

 

[PSumbler]

Leon and Nathan

 

[dickythorpe]

who were wrapping up

 

[Muteswan]

Arsenal, not for the first time either.

 

[dickythorpe]

Meanwhile Huw Jenkins was

 

[CygnusX1]

Banging on a vending machine and shouting