The Planet Swans Christmas Story

[WalterBoyd]

One of Rudolph's dodgy poos again, as last night he ate at the local

 

[dickythorpe]

Korean restaurant that Ki set up with evil dictator Pol Pot.

 

[PSumbler]

The flea infested armpits of Carole Baskin

 

[WalterBoyd]

wafted across the pitch and caused Grimes to

 

[PSumbler]

Pass the ball backwards

 

[dickythorpe]

therefore becoming a club legend who could do no wrong.

 

[Longlostjack]

Towards the new Trust Board who decided to

 

[Swanjaxs]

take legal action

 

[dickythorpe]

against the pasty salesman from the old Vetch.

 

[Swanjaxs]

for having less than 12.5% meat

 

[Longlostjack]

And burnt tongues which

 

[dickythorpe]

miraculously healed with the next bite of frozen filling

 

[Muteswan]

Which caused consternation in the

 

[Longlostjack]

Ranks of the sellers of hot Bovril but

 

[PSumbler]

Allowed vending machine sales to increase