The Planet Swans Christmas Story

[Muteswan]

I’ve lost twenty pence in this machine and I need every penny I can get to buy

 

[dickythorpe]

ankle braces for Michu who now works as a

 

[MrSwerve]

technician that works on digital advertising screens, he is often seen in

 

[dickythorpe]

pantomime at Torquay

 

[Marchamjack]

Oh no he isn’t

 

[Jack2jack]

Oh yes he does, and to top it all he

 

[Muteswan]

Caught covid from the ugly sisters.

 

[Swanjaxs]

Colin Wànker and Tony Mowbray

 

[dickythorpe]

despite all this the pancakes that ECB knocks up on a Saturday morning from his own humble abode

 

[WalterBoyd]

Were not allowed to be eaten on I'm a celeb trial because

 

[PSumbler]

the sheeps intestines from which they were made had been stored at the incorrect temperature prior to cooking

 

[sainthelens]

The books which Huw Jenkins

 

[dickythorpe]

was stirring in a pot full of

 

[PSumbler]

Mulligatawny soup that he got in his local Aldi

 

[dickythorpe]

was smelling like