The Planet Swans Christmas Story

[sainthelens]

said special guest Angela Merkel on her first visit to the Grand. "Mein granfarter is zorry for his conduct during zee war" she added.
Suddenly a frankfurter was launched

Which Kerry Katona swallowed in one go

 

[Muteswan]

followed by some sauerkraut

 

[WalterBoyd]

as Kerry had much practise at this great skill after her time spent at

 

[dickythorpe]

Penlan social club

 

[WalterBoyd]

Where the Christmas panto cries of "He's inside you"
" oh no he isn't" were heard from Penlan to

 

[Cooperman]

Allegra Stratton’s front gate

 

[dickythorpe]

Penclawdd where the cockle pickers and donkeys were having a good old chin wag about the old days

 

[WalterBoyd]

after Allegra stopped chatting about her cocklepicking days as she had alot more on her mind, and decided a cunning plan to sort Boris out which involved

 

[Swanjaxs]

a pair of scissors and a bar of soap

 

[dickythorpe]

plus a length of lead pipe

 

[Muteswan]

ready to advise him on his next

 

[WalterBoyd]

Court defense, which is No Piroe no PARTY, allegedly , which could result in

 

[Muteswan]

a song and dance involving seven very short people and a stunning blonde

 

[WalterBoyd]

as Snow White had decided to dye her hair and also started to dress as a

 

[Skippyjack]

Prostitute, which is what women are, money orientated head nutters