The Planet Swans Christmas Story

[Muteswan]

new sleigh because the last one was wrecked when Rudolph took a wrong turn when entering

 

[WalterBoyd]

Perch's rear end, causing him to cry and whine even more than usual but it was all ok in the end as

 

[Muteswan]

Santa had been for a full service on the sleigh and had everything lubed up for winter.

 

[dickythorpe]

On top of every Swans fan Christmas list was

 

[CygnusX1]

a letter from

 

[Swanjaxs]

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

 

[WalterBoyd]

written by

 

[Muteswan]

a couple of ex-interested parties profusely apologising for previously selling

 

[CygnusX1]

the contents of

 

[WalterBoyd]

a secret Santa wish list that revealed the

 

[Swanjaxs]

Wish list

 

[Muteswan]

of their wives.

 

[dickythorpe]

Amongst the inevitable battery powered devices were

 

[Muteswan]

98

 

[WalterBoyd]

Vibrating