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Today’s Luncheon

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Cooperman said:
Swanjaxs said:
And your still alive to tell the tale :lol:

You’ve never fancied a bit of octopus with your margherita?

Funny you should say, I tried octopus and chips out in Ayia Napa a good few years ago, it was disgusting and I spent all the next day throwing up and craping through the eye of a needle.
Got talking to the hotel manager a couple of days later and when I told him he asked me what time of day I'd eaten it, when I told him about 9pm he shook his head and informed me that you should only eat octopus before 1pm the latest, apparently they catch the octies in the morning and they sweat after killing, if you eat them after early afternoon, in that climate, your asking for trouble, of course this was before the chilling of food stuffs was so important, especially in Cyprus in the mid naughties... 🤮
 
Cooperman said:
Swanjaxs said:
This has all the makings of a good thread, get posting pictures of your food (I'm sure it hasn't been done before)...

Had this on Thursday.

Yuk, hate mushrooms. I’d eat the octopus though!
 
Swanjaxs said:
Cooperman said:
You’ve never fancied a bit of octopus with your margherita?

Funny you should say, I tried octopus and chips out in Ayia Napa a good few years ago, it was disgusting and I spent all the next day throwing up and craping through the eye of a needle.
Got talking to the hotel manager a couple of days later and when I told him he asked me what time of day I'd eaten it, when I told him about 9pm he shook his head and informed me that you should only eat octopus before 1pm the latest, apparently they catch the octies in the morning and they sweat after killing, if you eat them after early afternoon, in that climate, your asking for trouble, of course this was before the chilling of food stuffs was so important, especially in Cyprus in the mid naughties... 🤮

I got a bad dose of the sh!ts and cramps after eating it in Turkey a number of years ago. Ate it for an evening meal and early the next day caught a bus for one of those three night trips that takes you to Ephesus and Pamoukale and around all the ancient wonders of Asia Minor. Spent the whole time trying not to sh!t my pants. Awful.
 
Swanjaxs said:
Cooperman said:
You’ve never fancied a bit of octopus with your margherita?

Funny you should say, I tried octopus and chips out in Ayia Napa a good few years ago, it was disgusting and I spent all the next day throwing up and craping through the eye of a needle.
Got talking to the hotel manager a couple of days later and when I told him he asked me what time of day I'd eaten it, when I told him about 9pm he shook his head and informed me that you should only eat octopus before 1pm the latest, apparently they catch the octies in the morning and they sweat after killing, if you eat them after early afternoon, in that climate, your asking for trouble, of course this was before the chilling of food stuffs was so important, especially in Cyprus in the mid naughties... 🤮

This was 9pm and I assumed that it was swimming around the Adriatic earlier that day. Either way I didn’t get close to replicating Itchy on his Turkish trip :lol:
 
Just had a takeaway of Special Curry and Egg Fried Rice from The Ferry House down at, you've guessed it, Briton Ferry, very nice it was to.
No photo's sorry.
 
I had a lovely nut roast in the Sycamore Tree in Colwinston today. It was the dog's nuts.
 
Had a wisdom tooth out in the week so I've been living off soft bread rolls, scrambled egg, mashed potatoes, jelly and yoghurt.
Had mashed parsnip today😂🤣
 
Swanjaxs said:
Its Monday Madness At The Marquis

Hunters Chicken and Fish and Chips (small plate) for the wife.

Coming in at a tad under 13 quid, can't go wrong :cool:


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Is that for both and the beer, or 1 meal and an ale?
 
MajorR said:
Swanjaxs said:
Its Monday Madness At The Marquis

Hunters Chicken and Fish and Chips (small plate) for the wife.

Coming in at a tad under 13 quid, can't go wrong :cool:


20221003_191914.jpg

Is that for both and the beer, or 1 meal and an ale?

Just the food Major, the bottle of Corona cost almost as much as my Hunters 🙈
Bloody inflation :evil:
 
Swanjaxs said:
Its Monday Madness At The Marquis

Hunters Chicken and Fish and Chips (small plate) for the wife.

Coming in at a tad under 13 quid, can't go wrong :cool:


20221003_191914.jpg

Your tits are big.
 

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