Who can make a witty pun here?

[dickythorpe]

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-57714057

 

[Darran]

Coughing material.

 

[Muteswan]

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Sorry, that was a grave mistake.

 

[Best_loser]

The crem de la crem of coffin burning

 

[sainthelens]

Irish funeral directors start cremation without the body. !

 

[DJack]

No body was hurt but many bodies were burnt.

 

[J_B]

Looks like a dead end for that factory now with grave consequences.