Things that annoy you more than they should

[Swanjaxs]

Gypsy like ladies, that pester you to buy a rose off them for €10 when your Donald Ducked sitting outside a taverna on a Greek island at 1am boils my piss for some reason...

 

[Cooperman]

I've got a liking for the Tennessee Titans. Been to their stadium several times, though unfortunately never to watch a game . Part of the country music festival is held at the stadium over 4 nights in early June.

Fantastic setting for a stadium. Can sit in the rooftop bars across the river and see the stadium in full view. You must have had a few beers along Broadway then, it’s one heck of a Saturday night out.

 

[monmouth]

Luke Williams.

 

[Darran]

A kid asked me earlier in town “have you got the ‘right’ time mister?”

No but I’ve got the wrong time you daft twat.

 

[Darran]

Bloke comes to the house to fix our Sky and when he’d finished he asks “do you have a toilet I can use?”

No you daft twat I don’t I go out the garden for a shit.

 

[Fbreath]

Bloke comes to the house to fix our Sky and when he’d finished he asks “do you have a toilet I can use?”

No you daft twat I don’t I go out the garden for a shit.

Did he leave much of a mess in the garden?

 

[Darran]

Tomorrow will wind me right up when people will be posting Happy Valentines Day when it’s St Valentines Day.

 

[Darran]

Cushions on the bed.
What the fuck is that all about?

Wife gets up in the morning makes the bed and strategically places about 200 cushions on the bed.
You go to bed at night,throw them on the floor and the following day they’re all back in place.

 

[K23]

TV adverts. At the moment, the Trivago one with Klopp in, seems to be on every 10 minutes and has me scrabbling for the mute button and anything with horrible music in it.

 

[Pegojack]

TV adverts. At the moment, the Trivago one with Klopp in, seems to be on every 10 minutes and has me scrabbling for the mute button and anything with horrible music in it.

The one that gets on my wick is the AA one where a gang is supposed to be robbing a bank and they rush outside to find the getaway car broken down and the driver casually munching a bag of Bombay mix, or somesuch bollucks. He says "don't worry, lads, I'm with the AA". The AA then turn up and fix the car while some Keystone cops belatedly turn up and fail to apprehend the gang.
The building clearly isn't a bank, the budget for the whole shoot must have been about £15, and the acting is junior school level. Drives me round the feckin bend every time it comes on, and leaves me wondering how the AA Marketing Director could possibly have sanctioned this steaming pile of dogshyte.

 

[Swanjaxs]

The one that gets on my wick is the AA one where a gang is supposed to be robbing a bank and they rush outside to find the getaway car broken down and the driver casually munching a bag of Bombay mix, or somesuch bollucks. He says "don't worry, lads, I'm with the AA". The AA then turn up and fix the car while some Keystone cops belatedly turn up and fail to apprehend the gang.
The building clearly isn't a bank, the budget for the whole shoot must have been about £15, and the acting is junior school level. Drives me round the feckin bend every time it comes on, and leaves me wondering how the AA Marketing Director could possibly have sanctioned this steaming pile of dogshyte.

 

[Pegojack]

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I worked in marketing for many years. If some advertising executive had come and pitched that advert to me, I'd have kicked his arse out of the door!

 

[Swanjaxs]

I worked in marketing for many years. If some advertising executive had come and pitched that advert to me, I'd have kicked his arse out of the door!

In fairness to the AA I think the advert was meant to be intentionally "slapstick" in nature...

 

[jack123]

The one that gets on my wick is the AA one where a gang is supposed to be robbing a bank and they rush outside to find the getaway car broken down and the driver casually munching a bag of Bombay mix, or somesuch bollucks. He says "don't worry, lads, I'm with the AA". The AA then turn up and fix the car while some Keystone cops belatedly turn up and fail to apprehend the gang.
The building clearly isn't a bank, the budget for the whole shoot must have been about £15, and the acting is junior school level. Drives me round the feckin bend every time it comes on, and leaves me wondering how the AA Marketing Director could possibly have sanctioned this steaming pile of dogshyte.

Ha ha, god it’s not that bad. As for criticising the acting, they only said a few words, The chap who offered the Bombay mix, deserves a blinking Oscar, for his realistic portrayal of the getaway driver. He had the calmness and total confidence of being an AA customer.

 

[Swanjaxs]

Ha ha, god it’s not that bad. As for criticising the acting, they only said a few words, The chap who offered the Bombay mix, deserves a blinking Oscar, for his realistic portrayal of the getaway driver. He had the calmness and total confidence of being an AA customer.

It's basically a modern day "Carry On" type of advert, Sid James would have been proud, not worth getting ones knickers in a twist over