Things that annoy you more than they should

[Swanjaxs]

Gypsy like ladies, that pester you to buy a rose off them for €10 when your Donald Ducked sitting outside a taverna on a Greek island at 1am boils my piss for some reason...

 

[Cooperman]

I've got a liking for the Tennessee Titans. Been to their stadium several times, though unfortunately never to watch a game . Part of the country music festival is held at the stadium over 4 nights in early June.

Fantastic setting for a stadium. Can sit in the rooftop bars across the river and see the stadium in full view. You must have had a few beers along Broadway then, it’s one heck of a Saturday night out.

 

[monmouth]

Luke Williams.

 

[Darran]

A kid asked me earlier in town “have you got the ‘right’ time mister?”

No but I’ve got the wrong time you daft twat.

 

[Darran]

Bloke comes to the house to fix our Sky and when he’d finished he asks “do you have a toilet I can use?”

No you daft twat I don’t I go out the garden for a shit.

 

[Fbreath]

Bloke comes to the house to fix our Sky and when he’d finished he asks “do you have a toilet I can use?”

No you daft twat I don’t I go out the garden for a shit.

Did he leave much of a mess in the garden?

 

[Darran]

Tomorrow will wind me right up when people will be posting Happy Valentines Day when it’s St Valentines Day.