Russell Martin

[J_B]

How else is he going to afford to look after Lucy Pinder? He needs the money. I hear its a bit nippy up north?!

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To be fair to him it’s hard to spend any time thinking about football under the circumstances.

 

[Cooperman]

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[Dillwyn the Dog]

How else is he going to afford to look after Lucy Pinder? He needs the money. I hear its a bit nippy up north?!

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I can just imagine her with her bits out in bed in dismay as that blackadder look alike tries to convince her that she doesn’t need orgasms - because that would require getting his man in the box which he is traditionally loathe to do.

 

[MrSwerve]

I can just imagine her with her bits out in bed in dismay as that blackadder look alike tries to convince her that she doesn’t need orgasms - because that would require getting his man in the box which he is traditionally loathe to do.

He likes play being around his own box…

 

[Andrew - North Hill]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1968956438413197612

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[Swans Jack]

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Surprised he didn't say we took the team to see Lock Ness. A mythical creature never seen before, just like the results in every team he manages

 

[Swanjaxs]

Now widely regarded by the Hun faithful as the worst manager in the history of Rangers FC (founded 2012).

 

[CurtessECarr]

The American owners are coming over to watch today's game to see what all the fuss is about.
I'm sure they will be mesmerised by his soccer style will have them drooling and a contract extension will be offered.

 

[Smurph]

The American owners are coming over to watch today's game to see what all the fuss is about.
I'm sure they will be mesmerised by his soccer style will have them drooling and a contract extension will be offered.

Watch Wuss deliver a masterclass and win 2 nil. Its just like him,