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  1. Itchysphincter

    Football benches

    Thanks!
  2. Itchysphincter

    Football benches

    If you think it’s unrecognisable you’re stupider than I thought you were pretending to be. Stop making yourself look foolish and I’ll give you a pass.
  3. Itchysphincter

    Football benches

    On the Greggs app. As an aside, no word of a lie, I remember seeing KOL in the middle of town a couple of times when we were still playing at the Vetch, midweek, in his Swans tracksuit, shoving a Greggs pasty in his mouth. One time he caught my eye, and I thought ‘OMG that’s Kris O’Leary’...
  4. Itchysphincter

    Football benches

    The game has evolved, that’s all. Please don’t encourage numbnuts over there.😂
  5. Itchysphincter

    Football benches

    The rules have changed, yeah, but you think it’s unrecognisable???!🤣🤣🤣🤣 Not surprised j123 appears to agree. 😂😆😆😆
  6. Itchysphincter

    Football benches

    It’s the same game now as it was in the 70’s, 80’s and 90’s. The same game as it was when we used jumpers for goalposts.
  7. Itchysphincter

    Football benches

    There just more twats there now.
  8. Itchysphincter

    Žan Vipotnik - Swansea’s Number 9

    His lack of pace, blah, blah, blah…. I’m astonished by the amount of people looking for any fault the can find with him. If it’s not his pace, it’s his positioning, or his workrate. Well he’s made you look like a bunch of mugs. He knows where the goal is, that’s what matters. The experts...
  9. Itchysphincter

    Brussel Fartin v St Brendan 🇻🇦

    That’s was ferking shite.
  10. Itchysphincter

    Brussel Fartin v St Brendan 🇻🇦

    Huff and puff but not a lot of quality. A bit quicker but no better than a Championship game. Rangers might sneak this.
  11. Itchysphincter

    Vipotnik - Sell Or Keep?

    Striker plays, striker scores. Not quite sure what people want? No doubt we’ll find another striker to sit on the bench with a bunch of our fans saying he’s rubbish or a wrong’un. Tiresome.
  12. Itchysphincter

    Žan Vipotnik - Swansea’s Number 9

    You’ve mentioned it a couple of times. It wasn’t an easy chance. He did well to intercept but his pace and direction of travel made it difficult regardless of what foot it was on. Not many top strikers would have taken the opportunity so I give him a pass. You think he should have done...
  13. Itchysphincter

    Russell Martin

    Exactly right, the ‘process’ serves Russell and nobody or nothing else.
  14. Itchysphincter

    The Essex Council Email

    Like tampons on the gents again init, who cares, except those that do? Some people have to ask themselves what their own reasons are for be pissed off with people speaking about feeling intimidated, rather than asking why there are people aiming to intimidate.
  15. Itchysphincter

    The Essex Council Email

    I tell you what, I couldn’t really give a flying fuck about flags generally but I do find it cringey when the Welsh have to be draped in them and flying them all around the place the moment they step out of Wales, if the English did that here the Welsh would be first to shit the bed. … and...
  16. Itchysphincter

    New Striker Imminent

    Still do a job.
  17. Itchysphincter

    Russell Martin

    Has he been sacked yet, the massive bellend? We could do the Liz Truss lettuce thing I reckon. My money would be on the lettuce.
  18. Itchysphincter

    Russell Martin

    Well that was fantastic stuff. I haven’t felt the need to watch Champions League game for yonks but that was well worth it.
  19. Itchysphincter

    Russell Martin

    C’mon Brugge, pull your fingers out FFS.
  20. Itchysphincter

    Russell Martin

    David Penney took charge and delivered the team talk.

Birmingham City 🏈 v Swansea City 🦢

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