Anyone cut the grass yet?

[Niigata Jack]

Agree, time to start a new thread about the optimum temperature of the outside swimming pool this time of year. Mine is set at 32c, will reduce it to 31 when it warms up.

Come along Skippyjack and bring your mankini. Got the beer and pink champagne cooling at a constant 4c.

My Koi are basking in their pond with the water at 16 degrees trouble is they're forever wanting grub,

 

[Niigata Jack]

Mrs is waiting for her wrist to get better before she attempts to cut the the lawns, any excuse ffs.

 

[Darran]

I’m going to need more after watching that.

 

[Swanjaxs]

I’m going to need more after watching that.

Your going to need a bigger cutter

 

[cmajack]

I haven't cut the grass yet, simply because i think at this moment, it's a few weeks to early. For me it's nearly there, but not just right at the moment.

I was studying the front lawn from the landing window earlier, and I feel as if it's just getting to a nice colour, tiny little bit of growth, but with the temperatures forecast for the coming week, I really think it would do more harm than good cutting it now, I'm waiting for at least a 3 or 4 day run of temperatures like we had today, then the mower comes out.

Crikey , if you wait for the perfect weather and run of good temperatures to cut the grass it would never get done in this country. We are only ever 48hrs from a downpour. If it's dry for 2 days in a row, mines getting cut.

 

[exiledclaseboy]

Crikey , if you wait for the perfect weather and run of good temperatures to cut the grass it would never get done in this country. We are only ever 48hrs from a downpour. If it's dry for 2 days in a row, mines getting cut.

I like the cut of your jib.

 

[Darran]

Your going to need a bigger cutter

And new lungs.

 

[Smurph]

Another mumsnet.com thread, Oooh let's wait until the nasty cold weather goes away and let's drink pimms out the garden and sunbathe, i might dip into my bikini also whilst using the lawnmower.. f*cking old tw*ts

You have a bikini?

 

[Jack2jack]

Front and back done, thank goodness, first cut is always the worst.
Just the west paddock and orchard left to do. I'll get Jeeves to do that.

 

[exiledclaseboy]

Three times now and it’s not yet April

 

[Cooperman]

Three times now and it’s not yet April

I cannot put it off any longer, it’s going to be Friday afternoon for me.

Wife also said she wants the patio cleaned, fence painted, hedge trimmed, walls painted and decking painted. I’m working hard to get a handyman quote lined up for this little lot.

 

[Neath_Jack]

I cannot put it off any longer, it’s going to be Friday afternoon for me.

Wife also said she wants the patio cleaned, fence painted, hedge trimmed, walls painted and decking painted. I’m working hard to get a handyman quote lined up for this little lot.

Rain Thursday night, early hours Friday mind.

 

[Cooperman]

Rain Thursday night, early hours Friday mind.

I’m not that lucky.

 

[lucky_jack]

Do not forget it will be soon no mow May

No Mow May: councils urge Britons to put away lawnmowers

Forty local authorities will leave some grass verges and parks uncut as part of annual wildlife-friendly event

www.theguardian.com

 

[Darran]

Do not forget it will be soon no mow May

No Mow May: councils urge Britons to put away lawnmowers

Forty local authorities will leave some grass verges and parks uncut as part of annual wildlife-friendly event

www.theguardian.com

Quite right too.