I’ve posted this before but when Charles and Diana got married in 1981 three of us from Baglan me,Dovis and Nog went to Rotterdam,every bar we went in for a smoke all everyone was interested in was watching the royal wedding,we got bored with old Big Ears and Lady Di on the telly so we took LSD and went to the zoo.
We were off our heads and as we walked past the kitchens where they prepared food for the animals Dovis picked up a sack of carrots and slung it over his shoulder.
As we were walking around the zoo he was throwing carrots to the animals.
Walks past the chimps in goes a carrot,chimp picks it up and starts eating it.
Walks past a lake and there’s a hippo standing there with it’s mouth wide open and Dovis aims a carrot straight in.
Me and Nog were hanging on each other laughing and everyone was giving us ghastly looks.
With that we go through a door and find ourselves inside the lion house at the back part where they go to sleep.
There’s a big male lion sleeping on its side with his paws up against the bars.
Dovis takes a long carrot out of the sack,leans over the safety barrier andis just able to reach to gently stroke the pads on the underneath of the lions paw.
Jesus Holy Mother of God you had to be there to see how quick the lion moved and let out the biggest roar you’ll ever hear.
Me and Nog s**t ourselves and ran for it.
The only problem was we couldn’t get out because there were so many people trying to get in to see what the commotion was.
True story. :lol: :lol: :lol:
