The Planet Swans Christmas Story

[WalterBoyd]

to such a level that on Christmas day

 

[Muteswan]

Everything had completely sold out so there were no presents for

 

[dickythorpe]

the Bumbles from Mumbles who were busy finishing off

 

[WalterBoyd]

Illustrating " The Planet Swans Christopher Story" book so that it would be available in all good bookshops in time for Christmas otherwise

 

[Swanjaxs]

Priced £9.99

 

[Jinxy]

which included a

 

[Muteswan]

version of the whole story of the Dan James non-transfer to Leeds and

 

[dickythorpe]

Leon Knight's favourite items to nick.

 

[Swanjaxs]

with a complementary shooter

 

[WalterBoyd]

Toy pistol and plastic figurines to use as target practice that looked remarkably like

 

[dickythorpe]

Doug Sharpe and John Bond. In the semi-circle where the old Vetch used to be, oldjack was

 

[Swanjaxs]

under the weather after consuming another "dodgy pint"

 

[PSumbler]

which unluckily was his eighth one of that very afternoon

 

[WalterBoyd]

but he continued to help Santa make toys, but unfortunately what was meant to be a Rocking Horse ended up looking like

 

[PSumbler]

A great big clog which of course was ironic because