TheLoneRanger
Ivor Allchurch
Four friends who hadn't seen each in 30 years reunited at a party.
After several drinks one of the men had to use the bathroom.
Those who remained talked about their sons.
The first father said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company from the bottom of the barrel. He studied at university and climbed the corporate ladder, and now he's President of the company. He became so rich, he gave his best friend a Mercedes for his birthday"
The second father said, "That's terrific. I'm also so proud of my son, He started working for a big airline and then went to flight school and became a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the airline and now owns most of it. He's so rich he gave his best friend a new jet for his birthday"
The third father said, "Well that's brilliant, my son studied in all the best universities and became an engineer. He started his own construction firm, and is now a multi-million. He also gave his best friend a very expensive present for his birthday - A massive mansion"
The fourth father came back from the bathroom and asked, "Why are you congratulating each other ??"
One of the 3 fathers replied, "We were all saying how successful our sons have become. What about your son ??"
The fourth father said, "My son is gay and makes a living as a dancer and stripper at a nightclub"
The 3 friends all said, "What a shame and disappointment"
The fourth father replied, "No I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him very much, and he hasn't done too bad for himself either. His birthday was 2 weeks ago and he received a massive mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the range Mercedes car from his 3 boyfriends" ...!!
After several drinks one of the men had to use the bathroom.
Those who remained talked about their sons.
The first father said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company from the bottom of the barrel. He studied at university and climbed the corporate ladder, and now he's President of the company. He became so rich, he gave his best friend a Mercedes for his birthday"
The second father said, "That's terrific. I'm also so proud of my son, He started working for a big airline and then went to flight school and became a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the airline and now owns most of it. He's so rich he gave his best friend a new jet for his birthday"
The third father said, "Well that's brilliant, my son studied in all the best universities and became an engineer. He started his own construction firm, and is now a multi-million. He also gave his best friend a very expensive present for his birthday - A massive mansion"
The fourth father came back from the bathroom and asked, "Why are you congratulating each other ??"
One of the 3 fathers replied, "We were all saying how successful our sons have become. What about your son ??"
The fourth father said, "My son is gay and makes a living as a dancer and stripper at a nightclub"
The 3 friends all said, "What a shame and disappointment"
The fourth father replied, "No I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him very much, and he hasn't done too bad for himself either. His birthday was 2 weeks ago and he received a massive mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the range Mercedes car from his 3 boyfriends" ...!!
