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    All at JackArmy.net would like to thank everyone who has played a part on this site over the past 25 years whether that is through writing, contributing, moderating, posting or just visting and reading.

    Without any of you the work that has gone into the site would have been pointless and we will always be proud that we built, generated and managed a community that was such a big part of the Swansea City supporting life for so long.

    It has been a pleasure to bring to you the site for so long but the time is now right to turn the lights out for the last time but we do it both with a heavy heart and a sense of pride driven by the so many messages received since we announced the closure.

    The site will remain here for a period until we archive and mothball it for the last time later this summer but all aspects are in a read only format.

    Thank you though for all the memories

    Phil Sumbler
    Owner, jackarmy.net

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SKY SPORTS: When adding crowd effects to matches played behind closed doors, don't forget to add 'Wanker', 'Twat', and 'Fucking Blind Bastard' to make it more realistic.
 
The Belgian government has issued a health warning for any of it’s citizens planning to travel to Leicester.

I assume this is a mental health warning
 
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius...

...but his brother Frank was a monster.
 
When I was a young teacher I found that marking was a major problem.

Then I discovered that if you wrap the kids up in a blanket before you beat them...
 
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs, because they take everything literally.
 
The Queen was very upset at Princess Diana's funeral.

But he still played the piano well.
 
Burglars broke into my house last night and said they were searching for money.

So I laughed like fuck and searched with them.
 
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day.
A lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
 
I bought a dog from a blacksmith.
Ten minutes after I got it home it made a bolt for the door. :?
 
When my kleptomania gets bad, I take something for it. :o
 
The plinth of the Colston statue should remain empty as a tribute to all the BLM fathers.
 
My doctor told me I’ve got a bacon addiction.
Luckily he also thinks I can be cured.
 
Beatrice's wedding was a breath of fresh air for Prince Andrew.

For once, it wasn't someone else's daughter giving him away.
 
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