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TheLoneRanger
Roger Freestone
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says, "Hello"
He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he asks, "Do you know me" ...??
To which she replies , "I think you’re the father of one of my kids"
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "Oh my God. Are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my arse with wet celery" ...??
She looks deeply into his eyes and calmly says, "No. I’m your son’s teacher"...!!
She says, "Hello"
He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he asks, "Do you know me" ...??
To which she replies , "I think you’re the father of one of my kids"
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "Oh my God. Are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my arse with wet celery" ...??
She looks deeply into his eyes and calmly says, "No. I’m your son’s teacher"...!!
TheLoneRanger
Roger Freestone
TheLoneRanger
Roger Freestone
Donald Trump is walking out of the White House and heading for his limo, when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun at him. A Secret Service agent, new to the job, shouts "Mickey Mouse"
This startles the would be assassin and he is captured.
Later the Secret Service agent's supervisor takes him aside and asks him, "What the fvck made you shout - Mickey Mouse??"
Blushing, the agent replies, "I got nervous. I meant to shout, Donald, duck!!"
This startles the would be assassin and he is captured.
Later the Secret Service agent's supervisor takes him aside and asks him, "What the fvck made you shout - Mickey Mouse??"
Blushing, the agent replies, "I got nervous. I meant to shout, Donald, duck!!"
John102
First Team Player
Finally found a way to stop bacon curling in the frying pan. I took their little brushes away.
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