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Sale of Essential Items in stores during Lockdown

Itchysphincter said:
DJack said:
popped into Tesco this evening after work and I only bought essentials...milk, margarine and a shit-ton of beer. :lol:

Margarine?! 🤢

Flora buttery to be precise. I ain't got time to eff around with butter when I'm making my sarnies before work.
 
Remember, in a first world country like the UK, the only reason you eat bread is for the dietary fibre. The best wholemeal bread contains 10% dietary fibre. If you’re making sarnies don’t spread fat on your bread before putting your filling on, you’ll kill your self eventually.
 
airedale said:
Remember, in a first world country like the UK, the only reason you eat bread is for the dietary fibre. The best wholemeal bread contains 10% dietary fibre. If you’re making sarnies don’t spread fat on your bread before putting your filling on, you’ll kill your self eventually.


I eat salad sandwhiches you daft twat, a little bit of fat in that ain't gonna kill me. :D
 
DJack said:
airedale said:
Remember, in a first world countryh like the UK, the only reason you eat bread is for the dietary fibre. The best wholemeal bread contains 10% dietary fibre. If you’re making sarnies don’t spread fat on your bread before putting your filling on, you’ll kill your self eventually.


I eat salad sandwhiches you daft twat, a little bit of fat in that ain't gonna kill me. :D

Salad sandwiched between? And yes, the fat will slay ya.
 
airedale said:
DJack said:
I eat salad sandwhiches you daft twat, a little bit of fat in that ain't gonna kill me. :D

Salad sandwiched between? And yes, the fat will slay ya.

Your brain sits in a bowl of visceral fat...
 
Monty said:
Lifelong said:
I would suggest that clothing and toys are more essential than booze.

I'm sure people will cope for 2 weeks

Didn't realise Mark Drakeford posted on here! Only a member of the Welsh government would defend the severity of this lockdown.
 
bryncochjack said:
Monty said:
I'm sure people will cope for 2 weeks

Didn't realise Mark Drakeford posted on here! Only a member of the Welsh government would defend the severity of this lockdown.

You've been asked to sit in your house for a fortnight not stand on your head. Get a grip.
 
Some bloke just had a pop at me in Aldi. "Whoa, you're a bit close!" I was at least 3 metres away and masked up. What a complete snowflake. He wheel-spinned out of the car park too.

:lol:
 
Jackfath said:
Some bloke just had a pop at me in Aldi. "Whoa, you're a bit close!" I was at least 3 metres away and masked up. What a complete snowflake. He wheel-spinned out of the car park too.

:lol:

I hope you let out a rather loud and aggressive cough.
 
Q. How many Welshmen does it take to write out a birthday card?

A. Where the fuck are you going to get a birthday card from?
 
Fresh flowers and plants were sealed off in Aldi today. They're going to be left to die and rot away. Ridiculous.
 

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