Things that annoy you more than they should

[K23]

"Mrs plays fuck with me..... ".

Ah, those were the days

 

[Darran]

Miserable moaning twats that love to moan.
Get a life you sad fucking pricks

 

[Swanjaxs]

Miserable moaning twats that love to moan.
Get a life you sad fucking pricks

Get tae fuck.

 

[Darran]

Get tae fuck.

I wish they would.

 

[J_B]

Miserable moaning twats who love to moan about miserable moaning twats.

 

[CygnusX1]

People filming anything in portrait mode

 

[Cooperman]

People filming anything in portrait mode

I can’t get this point into the heads of my children.

 

[Swanjaxs]

Anyone who puts salt on food without tasting it first.

 

[Darran]

Anyone who puts salt on food without tasting it first.

Funny you should say that I called in the chippy in Neath for fish & chips earlier.

The woman working there asked me “do you want anything on it?”

I asked “does it cost?”

She said “yes 10p.”

I replied “ok then 4 sausages and a steak pie.”

 

[PenlanJack]

Funny you should say that I called in the chippy in Neath for fish & chips earlier.

The woman working there asked me “do you want anything on it?”

I asked “does it cost?”

She said “yes 10p.”

I replied “ok then 4 sausages and a steak pie.”

Fish, Chips, Sausage and Pie.. I thought you were an avocado on cured ham type of guy.. to keep the magnificently assembled Hawaiian shirt attire fitting properly

 

[Mamaswan]

When you say you are going on holiday and someone inevitably asks "Anywhere nice?".
No saved all year/maxed out my card to spend 2 weeks of hell in a sh1t hole.

 

[Smurph]

People who put leads on kids when out and about.

 

[Swanjaxs]

Anyone who sports a Dryrobe.

 

[Pegojack]

Anyone who believes Obersturmfurher Frogface Farage when he says that 34 disparate individuals from all walks of life who claim they were subject of racist bullying by him at school are all lying because of political motivation.
"Infamy, infamy, they've all got it infamy! Seig heil!".

 

[Smurph]

Anyone who sports a Dryrobe.

I try to splash them if they're walking next to a puddle and I'm in the car.