Things that annoy you more than they should

[K23]

"Mrs plays fuck with me..... ".

Ah, those were the days

 

[Darran]

Miserable moaning twats that love to moan.
Get a life you sad fucking pricks

 

[Swanjaxs]

Miserable moaning twats that love to moan.
Get a life you sad fucking pricks

Get tae fuck.

 

[Darran]

Get tae fuck.

I wish they would.

 

[J_B]

Miserable moaning twats who love to moan about miserable moaning twats.

 

[CygnusX1]

People filming anything in portrait mode

 

[Cooperman]

People filming anything in portrait mode

I can’t get this point into the heads of my children.

 

[Swanjaxs]

Anyone who puts salt on food without tasting it first.

 

[Darran]

Anyone who puts salt on food without tasting it first.

Funny you should say that I called in the chippy in Neath for fish & chips earlier.

The woman working there asked me “do you want anything on it?”

I asked “does it cost?”

She said “yes 10p.”

I replied “ok then 4 sausages and a steak pie.”

 

[PenlanJack]

Funny you should say that I called in the chippy in Neath for fish & chips earlier.

The woman working there asked me “do you want anything on it?”

I asked “does it cost?”

She said “yes 10p.”

I replied “ok then 4 sausages and a steak pie.”

Fish, Chips, Sausage and Pie.. I thought you were an avocado on cured ham type of guy.. to keep the magnificently assembled Hawaiian shirt attire fitting properly

 

[Mamaswan]

When you say you are going on holiday and someone inevitably asks "Anywhere nice?".
No saved all year/maxed out my card to spend 2 weeks of hell in a sh1t hole.