22/23 The Official Middlesbrough v Swansea Match Thread

[MrSwerve]

F**k me. 94th minute and we're passing it around the halfway line.

Jesus Christ. This isn't good for my blood pressure.

We don’t want to win, do we

The players have full confidence in the process though, apparently.

When do we mention match fixing?

 

[Pegojack]

Notwithstanding a 15 minute flurry at the end when we had a mountain to climb, that was another dire performance. Another night of not watching the Football league highlights, then. Cheerio.

 

[lidojack]

Well at least Congreve and Cabango have given Russ his excuses.

 

[3swan]

I was expecting a 4-0 defeat today.

Under RM it will come, maybe not long to wait.

 

[Nocountryforoldjack]

Utterly pathetic again from us today

 

[Swanjaxs]

Right, fùck Martin off and let's crack on...

 

[monmouth]

I thought we had enough for lower mid table. With this jerk stinking out the place we are going down.

 

[Longlostjack]

The highlights are on Swans TV now. After the advert from Morgan’s Hotel.

 

[Londonlisa2001]

I’m going for, ‘we felt we were dominating and would have gone on to get at least a point, probably all three. We certainly had the chances and had tired them out. Then Ben did something you can’t legislate for, was absolutely stupid to be honest, and has cost us that game. We were disappointed as a group with the two goals as we felt we’d controlled the match and were on top, but we are happy with the performance and we’ll bounce back quickly. It’s only a matter of time, as we can see the improvements all over the pitch. We just need to cut out the individual errors’.

 

[MrSwerve]

As I mentioned earlier, 2-1 was the worst result we could get. Zero points, but it gives Martin the fuel for his post-match presser to spout his usual bollocks about being in the game, when we were anything but.

 

[Jak365]

if martin doesnt get us in after ;losing at luton to sort it out we ahve no chance

no training and we got worse than we were. hes not working to make us better but sticking with his onlyu way which aint ever going to work

 

[Swansea93]

Why on earth are the players coming out supporting his playing style then look like they haven’t got a clue what to do?

 

[crazedbison]

I’m going for, ‘we felt we were dominating and would have gone on to get at least a point, probably all three. We certainly had the chances and had tired them out. Then Ben did something you can’t legislate for, was absolutely stupid to be honest, and has cost us that game. We were disappointed as a group with the two goals as we felt we’d controlled the match and were on top, but we are happy with the performance and we’ll bounce back quickly. It’s only a matter of time, as we can see the improvements all over the pitch. We just need to cut out the individual errors’.

Russell, that you?

 

[Londonlisa2001]

As I mentioned earlier, 2-1 was the worst result we could get. Zero points, but it gives Martin the fuel for his post-match presser to spout his usual bollocks about being in the game, when we were anything but.

Nah. He’s done. See how angry he was just before the end.

It’s now just a matter of whether the club decide to pay out to get rid or not. But he’s done. He’s lost the players and the fans.

 

[Cooperman]

I’m going for, ‘we felt we were dominating and would have gone on to get at least a point, probably all three. We certainly had the chances and had tired them out. Then Ben did something you can’t legislate for, was absolutely stupid to be honest, and has cost us that game. We were disappointed as a group with the two goals as we felt we’d controlled the match and were on top, but we are happy with the performance and we’ll bounce back quickly. It’s only a matter of time, as we can see the improvements all over the pitch. We just need to cut out the individual errors’.

My word, that’s him!