So annoyed it’s taken me till now to be able to scribe in my normal eloquent fashion.
That’s 2 wins down the proverbial shit pan that is! Salters done shite at the top of the innings but it ain’t his fault. Why the hell do we have to throw him up there. I can see the conversation in the changing room “fancy it salts”, “well it’s worth another pop init boss, gotta get lucky soon”. For the love of god, I know that Byrom is injured unfortunately but is that it? If Lloyd or byrom are injured it’s hands up who fancies it. Bloody hell what if one of em is in shocking form. Crack on lads, it’s either you or Colin from the bloody coop.
I’m annoyed because I think we’ve got the best side we’ve had in years with a fine acquisition in northeast but to simply chance our arm with an opener is incredibly foolish in my opinion. That said my pointy finger points accusingly at Marnus for the Durham loss. Unprofessional shot at that point in time. Would he have played the same shot for the Aussies in a test. I think not.
In other news I was mugged by 6 dwarfs the other day. Not happy!
N.B. The above joke isn’t mine. I just liked it!